just another wednesday afternoon conversation..

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#Panda siger:
no idea..
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2009/10/tips-for-single-ladies-1938/ <— read! hehehehe  I actually wish everybody would follow that.. it would make the surroundings more enjoyable

Kinia siger:
yayaya, the whole list of do ‘s and don’s for women
what about men??

#Panda siger:
we rule

Kinia siger:
LOL
where??

#Panda siger:
the whole fucking world.. women don´t rule the house.. you are our employees, made to think thank you could be boss of anything
thank!

lol that*
hehehe..
sorry I had to break the truth for you so suddenly

Kinia siger:
not really  what we do is we make you think you’re the boss, but eventually things turn out our way

#Panda siger:
never happened…
we have figured out how to control fata morgana… (it´s all in your head!)

Kinia siger:
hahahaha

#Panda siger:
take the blue pill… and stay blissfully ignorant… take the red pill and see how women in ACTUAL real life jump at our command..

Kinia siger:
in your dreams

#Panda siger:
we say jump, they ask how high..

Kinia siger:
yayaya
men are nothing without women
we make men happy, we inspire them, soothe them and make their life nice and easy

#Panda siger:
you are sleeping and havig a mans dream right now

Kinia siger:
what do you know

#Panda siger:
I know that women very often make life miserable for men

Kinia siger:
like WHEN??

#Panda siger:
when they ask for opinion, what to wear, weight, food, places to go, jewelry, hair, advice etc..
hehehe

Kinia siger:

i’d smack you if i were there!!!

#Panda siger:
lol

Kinia siger:
Kochanie, u know how it works
when i ask you if im fat, i do not wanna hear that I am
this question is supposed to check your acceptance of how i look

#Panda siger:
then why ask?
honest opinion = quarrel, fight, shouting, divorce etc.. — whatever you want to hear = peace and a kiss BUT!!!!!! we´re not fucking mindreaders! summa sum = we got no fucking clue and stop bothering us

Kinia siger:
hahahaha  Then I’m telling you what to say
and bear in mind that the question is not really about the weight, but partnet’s acceptance

#Panda siger:
so.. if you would ask me about the way your ass looks in a certain pair of jeans.. and I always reply: it looks smashing! then both of us got our needs covered! explanation: if it really does look good, then it is smashing.. if it looks like a walrus squeezed into a condom, it still looks smashing.. in another way though  but women always hear what they want to hear.. so it doesn´t work afterall..
when you ask us what we think…we WILL tell you what we think  but it´s rarely what you want to hear…

Kinia siger:
when i really wanna hear the truth, I always add “seriously” to the sentence

#Panda siger:
seriously usually implies that you REALLY want us to lie to you
hehehe…

Kinia siger:
hahahaha
or when i ask you if u think i’m pretty, I wanna hear that I am, not that I looked better last year or sth

#Panda siger:
so…smashing

Kinia siger:
it is also because men rarely compliment their women

#Panda siger:
ahaa…

Kinia siger:
sssss
and that ‘s our way of getting the missing compliments

#Panda siger:
because we think “we don´t need it, so why would anyone else need it?”
right?

Kinia siger:
noooooooooooooooooo
just because ur not hungry, it doesnt mean that smn else isn’t hungry

#Panda siger:
when we don´t understand something… then we are staying away from it…
I can´t do math so I stay the fuck away from rocket science…
we´re still at the flower stage…
some guys have discovered the secrets of making a female subject seem to be pleased by bringing flowers from time to time..
I personally don´t get it.. they don´t really smell that fantastic.. colours are also in the tv.. and you can´t eat them! meaning: I don´t get it..

Kinia siger:
well, i got over u not bringing me flowers, but i really appreciate getting Cocio from time to time

#Panda siger:
might as well bring you some broken glass from the beach.. its coloured.. doesnt smell that good.. and you can´t eat it
the cocio is a bribe..
I hear you sighing and tightening your lips and I just bring you some cocio and get a kiss  hehehe..

Kinia siger:

niccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeee
but i like that kinda bribing
but it was still very nice to get the flowers from you when u were here in Gdańsk in the summer

#Panda siger:
the lady at the market had bandages on her hands! she scared me into buying them!
she was completely coo coo..

Kinia siger:
lol
u scared her by speaking a weird foreign language called English!

#Panda siger:
she kept pulling my arm and trying to get me to buy her cursed flowers! it was horrible..
in the end I just reached out for some and threw some money at her and she fell to the ground screaming something like “nosferatu! kocham ce! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!”
with her long nails and the raggedy piece of cloth wrapped around her head..
poland is a scaaary country..

Kinia siger:
right